Holy Smokes T-Shirt — Jesus Crown of Thorns Irreverent Tee

Forgive us. We couldn't help ourselves.

This Holy Smokes tee features a stark high-contrast portrait of a crown-of-thorns figure taking a thoughtful drag — contemplative, irreverent, and impossible to ignore. Dark humor meets religious iconography in a design that sparks exactly the kind of conversation you were hoping for.

The kind of shirt that makes some people laugh and others look twice. Usually both.

Designed for dark humor fans, irreverent art lovers, provocative thinkers, and anyone who appreciates a well-executed blasphemy delivered with complete artistic commitment.

Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle — lightweight ring-spun cotton that gets softer with every wash, keeps its shape, and holds up through every uncomfortable dinner conversation it starts.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), TeslaTags and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 3950 Laurel Canyon Blvd. P.O. Box 1452, Studio City, California 91614-7039, or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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