This two-sided tee starts simple on the front: a bold vintage-style statement that every regular already knows to be true. Flip it around and the real joke lives on the back — a charming polar bear bartender shaking up cocktails behind a tongue-in-cheek "Phone Rates" menu, pricing out exactly how loyal your bartender really is depending on how much you tip.
Perfect for the bartender who's heard every excuse in the book, the regular who knows the game, or anyone who appreciates dry bar humor served with a side of illustration. A two-sided design means there's always something worth a second look.
Printed fresh on demand on soft, comfortable cotton.
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Free shipping on every order.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
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